[Shacs] Pictures of Dr. Burris

Pilling, Andrew Alexander STDAAP17 at shsu.edu
Tue Oct 17 17:06:58 CDT 2006


That link has given me a new hope for the movie industry. Perhaps we can
soon throw out all those wash board, ditsy, and empathetically
unendowed, yet good looking, actors and actresses and replace them with
actors and actresses that really CAN think and act.

Perhaps my dream isn't as important as Mr. King's but it's a small
nicety that would make all our lives better. Just imagine if the last
Star Wars had been cast with a near zero factor on looks in mind. They
could have hired people with much better acting talent instead. If only
we can write software to direct movies now.

-Drew

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From: shacs-bounces at shsu.edu [mailto:shacs-bounces at shsu.edu] On Behalf
Of Nate Ashe
Sent: Tuesday, October 17, 2006 9:47 AM
To: shacs at shsu.edu
Subject: Re: [Shacs] Pictures of Dr. Burris

I think we got enough images to construct a 3d model of Dr B. We can
then combine that with this
<http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/15/movies/15waxm.html?em&ex=1161144000&e
n=40ce02b6fecabbcc&ei=5087%0A>
technology, and all manner of hilarity can ensue. I can just see it now,
videos of Dr B denouncing Cobol... of course, he might turn the tables
and then ya'll would have a department/cluster of massively parallel
Burrises teaching all manner of subjects.... AT THE SAME TIME! Video
streams of Burris reciting Dr Knuth's latest volume as required
homework... sort of like Max Headroom, but in a twisted and demented
way.

::Breaking into a cold sweat::

On second thought, photoshop is most adequate for your needs.

"You were too *busy thinking* about if you could, that you never stopped
to think about if you *should*," -- Dr Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park

Binkley, Jeremy wrote:
>
> Howdy y'all. I've noticed lately that there has been a substantial 
> lack of Dr. Burris photoshops. I can only assume that this isn't due 
> to a lack of talent but a lack of high res images of the infamous Dr.
> B. To combat this, I have uploaded a good 30 or so images of Dr.
> Burris from different angles. I was going to upload my RAW's, but I'm 
> too impatient to transfer 240 MB to my web host. If the .jpg's won't 
> cut it, feel free to email me and request the Raw or the full res 
> version. Good luck, and I expect to see a full range of pictures with 
> Dr. Burris's head on them (just keep it semi-tasteful. I know you're 
> thinking, "but Jeremy, how can any picture be tasteful with Dr.
> Burris's head in it?" The short answer is that sometimes we just have 
> to make exceptions. Try and keep it PG or at most PG-13.)
>
> http://picasaweb.google.com/binkleyj/Burris
>
> Best of luck.
>
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