[Shacs] The Zen of Programming

[Sean Duckett]

Hark!  I present the St. Padraick's Day edition
of "The Zen of Programming"....

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A novice asked the master: "Is there Buddha-nature 
in an ADA compiler?"

The master replied: "Have you ever noticed that the 
NUL character is 000 in both octal, hexadecimal, 
and decimal?"

Suddenly, the novice was enlightened.

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Why do you use LISP?
I understand COBOL not.
Therefore I use LISP.