[Shacs] COBOL on a reputable, "modern" journal

[Jonathan Hill]

And what of those languages with parentheses...and lambdas...and macros? Oh
my!

On 9/17/08, Sean Duckett <sduckett at shsu.edu> wrote:
>
> It's "Perl", not "pearl", doc: Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister.
>
> (perl6 is interesting, btw :)
>
> * Burris, David <CSC_DSB at shsu.edu> [2008-09-17 16:22:53 -0500]:
>
>
> > Laugh it up fuzz balls.  I/COBOL and Fortran will still be here when
> pearls (not really a gem - come to think of it neither is gem), ASP (snakes
> get stepped on), scripting languages (nothing really to say), PHP (drugs)
> have been forgotten.
> >
> > Dr. B
> >
> > From: bronius motekaitis [mailto:bronius.motekaitis at gmail.com]
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:56 PM
> > To: Bronius Motekaitis; Sean Duckett
> > Cc: Burris, David; SHACS
> > Subject: RE: [Shacs] COBOL on a reputable, "modern" journal
> >
> > Quote from the article:
> > Dijkstra famously said, "the use of cobol cripples the mind; its teaching
> should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."
> > ________________________________
> > From: Bronius Motekaitis <bronius.motekaitis at gmail.com>
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 16, 2008 8:29 PM
> > To: Sean Duckett <sduckett at shsu.edu>
> > Cc: Burris, David <CSC_DSB at shsu.edu>; SHACS <shacs at shsu.edu>
> > Subject: Re: [Shacs] COBOL on a reputable, "modern" journal
> > Haw!
> > Pulling the analogy back to CS.. If one were ever stranded on an island
> with a puny PC, he'll be up and running faster with a USB-contained
> environment than the mammoths that COBOL once required.  .. that is, if the
> ancient PC on-hand has USB support.
> >
> > hmm.. by "usb" I mean "usb pen drive" of course.  Funny how the interface
> has become the medium..
> >
>
> > On Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 7:53 PM, Sean Duckett <sduckett at shsu.edu<mailto:
> sduckett at shsu.edu>> wrote:
> > For Homo sapiens, it's been hard for neolithic toolsmiths.
> > Flintknapping has slipped from 83% of all tools crafted worldwide to a
> > miniscule 0.04%, with the tradition maintained by eye surgeons (obsidian
> > blades damage the retina far less than the finest steel),
> > anthropologists, and the keepers of tribal history.  I have yet to
> > require flintknapping, though should I ever be stranded for more than a
> > week in a remote, flintknapping would definately be on my to-do list.
> >
> > --smd.
> >
> >
>
> > * Burris, David <CSC_DSB at shsu.edu<mailto:CSC_DSB at shsu.edu>> [2008-09-16
> 18:47:53 -0500]:
>
> >
> > > The last few years have been hard for COBOL.  It has slipped from 78%
> of all program written world wide in all languages to a paltry 70%.  Bronis
> has not yet required COBOL so you may not need it either.  On campus,
> student programming jobs generally require COBOL or that you be on drugs
> (PHP).
> > >
> > > Dr. B
> > >
>
> > > From: shacs-bounces at shsu.edu<mailto:shacs-bounces at shsu.edu> [mailto:
> shacs-bounces at shsu.edu<mailto:shacs-bounces at shsu.edu>] On Behalf Of
> Bronius Motekaitis
>
> > > Sent: Monday, September 15, 2008 10:52 PM
> > > To: SHACS
> > > Subject: [Shacs] COBOL on a reputable, modern journal
> > >
> > > Dr Burris-
> > >
> > > [cid:image001.jpg at 01C9182C.B6D9E250]<
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/foryou/2861741130/
> >
> > >
> > > Did you sneak into the press room for a little prank here?
> > >
> > > (I haven't yet read the article, but thought you'd appreciate the cover
> caption: "Is your next language COBOL?")
> > >
> > > -bronius
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> > > _______________________________________________
> > > Shacs mailing list
>
> > > Shacs at shsu.edu<mailto:Shacs at shsu.edu>
>
> > > http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/shacs
>
> >
> >
> > --smd.
> >
> > "It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three
> >  benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never
> >  to use either."
> >                 -- Mark Twain
> >
>
> > _______________________________________________
> > Shacs mailing list
> > Shacs at shsu.edu
> > http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/shacs
>
>
>
> --smd.
>
> "It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three
>   benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never
>   to use either."
>                  -- Mark Twain
>
> _______________________________________________
> Shacs mailing list
> Shacs at shsu.edu
> http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/shacs
>
>
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: http://lists.shsu.edu/pipermail/shacs/attachments/20080918/d7381712/attachment-0001.html